Thursday, July 23, 2009 7/23/2009 04:31:00 PM

complain...complain..

♥I feel unreasonably hopeless, angry, irritated, --- I can see the decreased energy in me. SLEEPING PROBLEMS. bloating. HEADACHE. body ache. fatigue. dizziness.
I HATE PMS!!! totally..!! During this hell period of time, cravings are like @#@$@#%!!!!
But Ive got a pretty good self discipline you know.LOL. I only drink plain water no matter how tempting the chocs, donuts and vanilla ice creams are.he he. I try my very best to avoid salty and sweet stuffs since they will cause my mood to get even worse. I cant be selfish to go ahead and indulge.hahaha. The people around me will suffer greatly. This is not fair! Why the MEN don't have it???

PMS - SO HOW SHOULD THE MEN HANDLE IT?
1)In fact, flattery will get you everywhere.
2)Try not to be emotionally needy/annoying/tell fart jokes/in fact, just remain scarce.
3)Don't argue.
4)Agree with everything she says.
5)Tell her she's beautiful, perhaps 5 000 times a day, even if she has a giant zit pulsating like Cyclops' eye on her forehead.
6)Actually, just tell her she's beautiful every five seconds.
7)Also under no circumstances point out or ask what 'that bulging thing is' on her face.
8)Bring her stuff. F@ck experiences, chicks want stuff. Throw chocolate at her.
9)Don't be pathetic
10)Don't be abstract
11)Don't be condescending
12)Don't be annoying
13) Don't be high maintenance
14) Don't ask her when the PMS will be over
15) Don't be a prick
16) Don't be stupid
17) Don't be a smart-ass
18) Don't be perverse
19)Don't be arrogant
20)Don't be normal
21)Don't be strange
22) Don't be pragmatic
23) Don't be useless
24) Tip: Angst can be alleviated through copulative mediums
25) Don't cancel last minute.
26) Achieve the impossible
27) Be hot
28) Stick to your promises
29) Realise it's only four days of hell. FOUR DAYS. GIVE HER FOUR DAYS.
30) And for God's sake: When a woman is in a bad mood and she's not on PMS because women CAN have a shitty day without having PMS don't whatever you do - ask her if she's 'on.'
31) Let her shout. Take it like a man.



And the first day of Corporate Accounting is soooooooooooooo ................... *yawnnnnnnnnsss* :(